Barca Boys Living Room/everything else

Cesc: And so you move your butt like this... here, let me show you...

*puts on some music*

Cesc: move your hips in a circular motion....

Bojan: Like this?

*attempts to do what Cesc is doing but ends up looking like he has to take a crap*

Cesc: No bebe *tries not to laugh* like this....

*walks behind him and moves his hips for him, which instantly makes Bojan blush and move away*

Cesc: Umm...?

Bojan: Sorry I'm just not used to people touching me...

Cesc: You should probably start getting used to it *chuckles*

Bojan: What do you mean? *looks confused*

Cesc: If you get a boyfriend, he'll be touching you all the time...

B:

*peeks his head through the doorway*

Rafa: What are you two doing?

*tries not to laugh*

B: Nu-nothing....

C: I was just teaching Bojan some moves

*blushes*

B: I don't know how to dance...

C: To be frank, you are terrible Bojan

*frowns at Cesc's words*

B: Really?

C: I'm sorry... I mean... with a little work... you could be better, right Rafa?

*chuckles*

R: A LOT of work

*puts his arm around Bojan*

R: But if anyone can learn it's you enano.

*smiles*

B: Thanks Rafa, I'm glad someone believes in me....

*turns to give Cesc a look*

C: I said I was sorry...

*walks up behind him and wraps his arms around Bojan*

C: You'll learn and you'll be great, I promise...

B: Uh huh if you say so

*Wraps his arms around them both*

R: So what are you boys doing tonight? It's Friday!


*kisses the top of each of their heads*

B: Nothing just hang around here I guess

*Sighs*

B: My life has become a constant routine Rafa...

C: What you need is a boyfriend!

B: You're one to talk, you don't even have one...

C: I don't want one! *is lying through his teeth* boys are such a hassle...

B: uh huh right....

*suddenly the phone rings*

B: I'll get it!

*rushes to the phone*

B: Pizza Hut, how may I take your order?

S: Oh shit! I called pizza hut?

B *giggles*: Uh huh, what would you like sir?

S: What the fuck... I thought this was Cesc's number...

B: Who's Cesc?

S: Cesc Fabregas

B: No sir, we don't have that type of pizza here...

S: No, not pizza!

B: But that's all we serve here

S: I don't give a fuck, that's not what I said...

*takes the phone away from Bojan*

C: Yo

S: Cesc?

C: Yeah sorry about that *glares at the little Catalan*

*kisses Bojan's cheek*

R: You're bad enano

*laughs*

R: You want me to take you guys out tonight?

B: OH MY GOD YES! CAN WE GO TO ADVENTURELAND? CAN WE CAN WE CAN!

C: WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN BOJAN, GOD

B: Sorry

C: So what do you want Sergio?

S: I'm calling to invite you and the fellas to my pad for a party...

C: I don't know, I know what goes on during your parties

S: Yeah but there won't be as many people this time, I promise.. PLUS FERNANDO WILL BE THERE

C: He is? *plays with the phone cord*

S: Yeah, he wants you to come

C: He said that? *a grin forms across his face*

S: Yeah he did. He's looking forward to seeing you

C: Nu uh?

*Rafa and Bojan are eyeing Cesc*

S: Yes, so you'll come right?

C: YES!

S: ....

C: I mean, yeah... sure... I haven't got anything better to do...

S: Okay, see you guys then!

C: Bye

*hangs up*

*lets out a laugh*

R: Gunna see Fernando tonight?

*sees Cesc blush*

R: I don't know why you two aren't together already...it's MORE than obvious you guys love each other.

*sits on the sofa an pulls Bojan with him*

C: It's not like that, we're just friends..

*Cesc didn't want to be the first to admit his love for the freckly man, what if the feeling wasn't mutual?*

C: But yeah, Sergio invited us to his party... I told him we would go

B: WE? *gulps* I don't wanna....

*looks at Rafa*

B: Rafa's gunna take me to AdventureLand

C: Wouldn't you rather get layed?

*gasps*

B: OMG CESC!

*chuckles*

R: you can have your own adventureland Bo

*strokes his hair*

R: You don't want?

*looks at Cesc*

R: But I don't know if I want those Madirdistas corrupting Bo, Cesc.

C: We'll keep a close eye on him, but we have to go.... what else can we do here?

*shrugs*

B: You've got a point but still... those men..

C: What about them?

B: They look at me funny, like there's something wrong with me....

*bursts out laughing*

C: They look at you because they WANT YOU not because there's something wrong with you

B: Really?

C: Yeah of course!

*pulls out his phone*

C: So get your asses ready, we're going to Madrid TONIGHT

*opens a new message and inserts Nando's number*

C to F: Hey

*hits send*

*sighs and stands up*

R: This is gunna be a long night

*is secretly excited to see Iker*

R: I'm assuming Casillas will be there no?



-*-

F to C: Cescy how r u?

C: Yes he will be

*smiles and replies with*

C to F: Are you going to Sergio's party?

*hits send*

B: oh my god Iker! *whispers* he's so handsome *giggles*

*looks at Bo and turns away*

R: too old for you enano


-*-

F to C: Yes I am. R U?

B: I'm just sayin'

C: Yeah yeah, just get dressed so we can get going

*walks back to his room and continues texting Nando*

C to F: Ya. I cant wait to see you

*giggles*

*messes Bo's hair up*

R: I'm gunna go shower...behave

*laughs*

R: NO OLD GUYS

-*-

F to C: I can't wait either I'm dying to see you

B: Pfft...

*sits on the couch and turns on the TV*

B: UUUUU Spongebob is on!

*watches*

*opens the door nervously*

C: We're here....

*looks around and sees that Bojan and Rafa aren't around*

C: What... what do you wanna do?

*stands in the middle of the living room with his hands in his pockets*

F: Um I don't know...Um...

*takes a deep breath and walks toward Cesc*

F: We are alone...and...that thing we were talking about before....

C: Oh um yeah

*extremely nervous*

C: Lets go to my room

*takes Fer's hand and leads him to the bedrooom*

*Next Day*

B: doo doo doo

*turns on the stereo and starts dancing as he cleans up a bit*

B: Don't want Rafa putting me on time out again for not cleaning the living room

*sweeps away, keeping his phone in his pocket, in case Guti or Klaas called*

*turns the stereo down*

B: Oh Klaas! So nice to hear from you!

*blushes*

B to himself: Be cool Bojan

B: I'm good, just cleaning and you?

B to himself: much better